That heroic moment you go the answer of your classwork wrong but your teacher accidentally marked it correct. I have always respected my grandpa who advised me that if I have nothing good to say then I should keep quiet, yet people still try to find out why I’m always silent.ģ8. Whats the difference between waiting for a girl who says she will be ready in 5 more mins and a guy who says the game has 5 mins left?ģ7. Inequality began when there is an ice cream truck for kids but no beer truck for adults.ģ6. Do stupid things every day when you’re young, so that you will have something to smile and talk about when you become old.ģ5. Tag that friend who likes everything even when its not funny.ģ4. I only wake early when I can’t hold my pee any longer.ģ3. If money doesn’t bring happiness, going to shopping will.ģ2. But some people are abusing the privilege given to them by nature.ģ1. While its everybody’s right to be stupid. Why do every body sound like Asians when they sneeze?ģ0. You might like to run because Monday is coming.Ģ9. There is no comparison between artificial intelligence and natural stupidity.Ģ8. There is high probability that other animals (wild and domesticated) hates tbr dog for getting credit for one of the popular sexual position ever in human history.Ģ7. Good girls are just few bad girls that are yet to be caught.Ģ6. Vice versa, accidents in back seats causes children while children in backseats causes accidents. Rather than speak and discard all doubt’s of you being stupid, remain silent and be presumed a fool.Ģ4. A man only realize that his father was right when he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.Ģ3. Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly admitting you murdered someone to the FBI.Ģ2. Sometimes I can’t help but wonder why newspapers are five times more interesting only when somebody across the table is reading it.Ģ2. Sometime, it takes five or six people to pull us apart.Ģ1. Sometimes I know I should shut up but the other time, I don’t know when to.Ģ0. Love is in every corner they say… I guess I’m moving in circles because I can’t find em.ġ9. I would have killed the sexiest person alive but I discovered that suicide is against the law.ġ8. Don’t tell me you slept like a baby because Babies wake up every three hours crying for food.ġ7. Why is it that whenever someone says “I want to ask you a question”, you mind runs through all the bad things you did recently.ġ6. I dare you to say this out loud and fast U R 2 6 C I 1 2 4 Q U.ġ5. Now she believes I like her but all I did was correct her typo.ġ4. She wrote “Your adorable”, I noted “no, You’re adorable”. My computer may beat me in chess but it dare not challenge me in kick boxing.ġ3. Remembering everything is good because you seem to be a genius but sometimes, not remembering at all is better.ġ2. When I use “it’s a long story” it doesn’t mean it’s that long but that I don’t just wish to tell you about it.ġ1. I had to get the fridge to my room because I couldn’t cope with the long distance relationship.ġ0. When I speak my mind, I don’t mind what I speak.ĩ. Finally, I decided to burn loads of calories, so I got a fat kid and set him on fire. I keep wondering when dogs assumes it’s for them when someone rings the door.ħ. The world will not end in 2017 because my body cream expires in 2018.Ħ. Who introduced that “nothing” is impossible, I’ve been doing nothing all my life.ĥ. To know a girl’s faults, praise her nonstop to her girlfriends then open your ears and hear their epic replies.Ĥ. I don’t know which is easier, asking a dumb question or correcting a dumb question.ģ. My face when my computer says “are you sure you want to continue unprotected” □ □Ģ.
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